©2025 Danni Blackman
Setup: Clear stage w/ 2 bass amps & basses plugged in on SR &
SL. Gen Wash.
J & DB are facing each other with their basses on ready to
shred.
GO!
J & DB: DOUBLE BASS SLAM JAM!
J & DB raise their bass over their heads
J & DB: DOUBLE BASS SLAM JAM!
J & DB put their bass back on properly.
J: I’m about to shred so hard your dick is gonna fall off! (or
something like that can be improvised)
J does a bass diddly for a few seconds
DB: I’m about to slap this bass so fat your nips will catch
fire!
DB does a bass diddly for a few seconds
J & DB: DOUBLE BASS SLAM JAM!
Both play a bass diddly that contrasts with the other for some
moments
J: WAIT!
Stops playing
DB: Yeah
J: All of this competing makes us sound low-key terrible...
DB: Low-key Yeah...
J: Let’s try and shred it up together
DB: Yeah!
J & DB: DOUBLE BASS SLAM JAM! FRIENDSHIP STYLE!!!
Tech: Lights change to pink
Rest of NEOS come out with sunglasses on and bop their heads
while facing J & DB
DB and J play a diddly that hopefully sounds better than what
was played before
-DB: I know how to play __
-J: Hell yeah i’ll try
Tech: Fade blackout.
J & DB: Ohhhhh yeeaaaaahhhh
J & DB strum basses simultaneously
CURTAIN
